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Imagine a pipe shoved into ur arse before uve ever had anal sex?Well, things had been goin on just fine, when I realsied that constipation just had to be dealt with really hard. And sometimes, you've got to treat it where it hurts, agar seedhe ungli se ghee na nikale toh ungli ulti karni padti hai, kyon? And boom, i did it. I went for a colon wash, ha ha ha, fooled ya!!Now I can safely say bye bye to constipation. But to celebrate this instant gratification, I had a kiwi milkshake and of course, a lovely Veg cream soup and an astonishingly grand pizza from Don Giovanni. Exquisite is not the word. it's sophisticate. And it's written in bold golden letters. A quaint Mumbai Italian restaurant that serves the best Italian cuisine you'll ever find in India. The place had a lively banter of a few Europeans, Americans, Singaporeans, Chinese, Malays and a few Indians sprinkled for local flavour. But the Italian food there is anything but local! It's truly local Italian, if you want to call it that. And the Veg cream soup is highly recommended.
Man I felt so guilty later. But the mushroom Al Funghi was spectacular, my taste buds are satisfied, but I am still trying to win my conscience back. I'm in big trouble, aren't I?!
I am now listening to Billy Joel's Vienna..what a beautiful song..even if it's from Austria, I went visiting Europe didn't I?..ha ha ha..but yes. I am posting the lyrics here for your perusal. And if you need the song, mail me ur requirements, and i will do the needful :)
Enjoy the lyrics..the song is simply a lullaby, oh sweet lovers...
Slow down, you crazy child
you're so ambitious for a juvenile
But then if you're so smart, tell me
Why are you still so afraid?
Where's the fire, what's the hurry about?
You'd better cool it off before you burn it out
You've got so much to do and
Only so many hours in a day
But you know that when the truth is told..
That you can get what you want or you get old
You're gonna kick off before you even
Get halfway through
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
Slow down, you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time
Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight
Tonight,...
Too bad but it's the life you lead
you're so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need
Though you can see when you're wrong, you know
You can't always see when you're right. you're right
You've got your passion, you've got your pride
but don't you know that only fools are satisfied?
Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
Slow down, you crazy child
and take the phone off the hook and disappear for awhile
it's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two
When will you realize,..Vienna waits for you?
And you know that when the truth is told
that you can get what you want or you can just get old
You're gonna kick off before you even get half through
Why don't you realize,. Vienna waits for you
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
